Monday, November 29, 2010

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

We agree, Picard.

Theres not much to introduce for this movie. Its confusing, shitty, and has Renee Zellweger. And no, shes not the one playing crossdresser Leatherface.
But now that I think about it, that would be a sweet movie.

Picard’s putting on lipstick! Oh wait… it’s a lady.
Prostracte Cancer.
WHEN DID THOSE OTHER PEOPLE GET IN THE CAR!?
My fathers a Doctor. I know about Kancer and ugly chicks.
Hello Mr.Face, can Leatherface come out and play?
Girls have tits. He learned that yesterday.
Who is driving?! OH MY GOD, BEAR IS DRIVING! HOW CAN THIS BE!?
Theres a dead furry dinosaur.
Lol Matthew McConaughey.
ROBOT LEG!!!
oh god, we just realized the dork chick is Renee Zellweger.
It is fact that Leatherface hangs out with Scooby Doo and Sylvester Stallone, and they laugh at Renee Zellweger.
Boobies. Leatherface wants them.
Calm down, Leatherface. You act like you’ve never killed a screaming girl before.
Leatherface just realized that his mullet is very out of fashion, and he is FREAKING out.
Skinny trees are the best hiding places.
Running into the killers house is quite logical.
Oh hey the Sheriff! SHERIFF! THERE’S A GUY OUTSIDE HE’S TRYING TO KILL ME!
Pizza guy… Double facepalm.
We didn’t pay attention for a while. We got off track, but we assure you it was funny.
We figured out how to get Renee to open her eyes. Hold a knife to her throat.
Screaming and retarded shit for forever.
PURPLE ALERT.
Dude looks like a lady.
Its holy shit angry sex time.
Leatherface, you can do better than Renee Zellwegers face.
Dammit crazy business man. Stop licking peoples faces. It is unsanitary.
Pizza off the floor. 5 SECOND RULE!
JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
Directed by Vodka and Beer!!!
Buisness guy is VERY confusing.
Uhhhh….what?

Overall Rating: One Star. What the fuck was that??????

1 comment:

  1. "We figured out how to get Renee to open her eyes. Hold a knife to her throat." <<<< YES!!!! I mean... yes that your joke was awesome, not that... I advocate holding a knife to her throat, in case that ever happens and then the cops trace this comment back to me and think I want to kill her. You know.

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