Carnosaur 3

What a terrible plane crash.

So some army dudes are driving, and one decides to pee while riding in the backseat. Apparently this is
much lulz.
Jeff Goldblum and some ninjas show up, and shit blows up.
Then some people fucked around
In the head! Dun dun dun dun.
The A Team?
This dude needs to cut his hippy hair before he can get a ride. Motherfucker.
Oh shit. They stole dinosaurs.
That dinosaur wanted head.
Dinosaurs see everything inverted.
MICHEAL MCDONALD!!!!
Cops always gag people who are insane.
An airplane that was invisible crashed and left 2 arms on the floor and didn’t hit the building.
USS Enterprise controls. They’re in this building.
DINOSAUR!!!!
It must by Pon Farr.
That lady busted out a tricorder.
Polcheck? Chekov?
WHAAAAAAAAH!
She’s dead, Jim.
Then they explain a buncha boring shit about why there’s dinosaurs, even though nobody cares and they just wanna see some fucking dinosaurs.
So the boring talking continues as the lady is telling them shit they probably should know, so they start to pass notes.
“I like you. Do you like me? Yes. No.”
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHH =|.|="
I appreciate your cantaloupes, but this is not the time.
Then the dudes walk around and talk, and one sounds like Earnest, and then they find the dinosaurs again.
The dinosaurs run away!!!
Then they team up with some other dudes and the lady is all “I NEED A DINOSAUR. FOR SCIENCE. DON’T SHOOT IT. But catch it. And don’t let it kill you.”
Uh oh. The sexy music.
Are these jokes supposed to be funny?
YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS, VERN?
Left handed?! INSTANT BONER!
Earnest is a dick.
Did the Scooby Gang set up this trap? Let’s see who this dinosaur REALLY is! Its Old Man Withers who runs the old amusement park!!!
The Gorn shows up.
Earnest goes to Jurassic Park
Buncha boring shit happens until they got the dinosaur in the medical room. Then they talk a lot and the Dinosaur is all “SURPRISE” and comes back from the dead. So it’s a zombie dinosaur. Metal.
Doctor Lady has a boner for carnosaurs.
I WANT TO MARRY THEM. PROPERLY.  WITHOUT MAGIC.
That guy is extremely offended by Popeye.
The dinosaurs went to engineering. They were hungry and needed redshirts.
I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY.
Welp, that guy died. What’re you gonna do?
Get creative? You mean like fingerpaint?
That dinosaur is gonna be pissed of when she’s all “la la la, gonna go see my babies and they’re right over- OH MY GOD THEY’RE ALL DEAD!!!!
Some more shooting happens.
Lookin’ for a T-Rex. HOW IS THAT DIFFICULT?
“Where the hell is that T-Rex- OH GOD ITS RIGHT THERE RUN AWAY”
Suddenly romantic.

Overall review: 3 Stars.
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