Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

This will come in handy for the "I'M FIRIN' MAH LAZER" joke.

So we decided to watch the one Halloween movie that has nothing to do with Michael Myers and a lot to do with an annoying song that I've had stuck in my head for almost a full day. Lets begin.

RUN AWAY SKWISGAAR!
Surprise Buttse- oh, wait.
In “EIGHT” days it’s Halloween? No wonder Michael isn’t in this movie!
Sexual harassment!
RED ALERT! RED ALERT! SOMEBODY DROPPED THEIR SODA- I mean… killed a guy.
He blowed up real good. It’s a good thing he’s at the hospital.
Crying chicks are SO hot.
This guy hits on everyone. He thinks hes Kirk.
Who watches cartoons in a BAR?
OH SWEET! HALLOWEEN IS ON! Lets watch that instead!!
“Can I go talk to that Doctor?” “Yeah, hes at the bar”
“Did my father say anything the night he died?” “Yeah, he said ‘oh what a lovely tea party”
Closed Frank-N-Furter until further notice.
Stardate 5452.4, Football Game.
Fuck the kids, I got chicks and beer!
Cool story, bro.
Irish Halloween masks? That is the STUPIDEST thing I have EVER heard.
Mayor Quimby??
SUDDENLY BIKE!
You saw his car but not him? Helpful. Did you ask his car what's going on?
Its impossible for two people to sleep in the same bed without it being sexual in some way
OH SHIT THAT CATS OUT AFTER CURFEW! It is SO grounded.
Don’t go in there!!
OH I TOLD YO DUMB ASS NOT TO GO IN THERE!
Uh…is it raping time?
THIS ISN’T A HOBO! IT’S A BLOOD FOUNTAIN!
Sellin’ Halloween masks to the Star Fleet cadets in San Francisco
I’M FIRIN’ MAH LAZERS!!!!!!!!!
Was that old man butt needed?
HALLOWEEN MASKS IS PEOPLE!!!!!!
Willy Wonka and the Mask Factory
Mr.Anderson…
*Sulu voice* Helloooo.
Boring shit happens until you see a robot.
Homo erotic fight and WHY IS HIS BLOOD YELLOW?! Welcome to the Matrix, Neo.
German 1: what kinda robot should we make? German 2: LETS MAKE AN OLD LADY THAT KNITS!
That kids death was pretty fuckin’ metal.
Fairy Witch and Pumpkin Clown.
Horrorthon!? Fuck yeah!!
Boooooring.
FUCK YEAH HALLOWEEN IS ON AGAIN!!
Kirk to Engineering.
Oh. You brokes it.
Oh I escaped! Lets go back in.
Well played, Clerks.
Dick Warlock.


Overall rating: 4 Stars.
ONE MORE DAY 'TILL HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN!