Piñata Survival Island

I can't see a difference, can you?

I bought this movie just because Xander from Buffy the Vampire Slayer was in it. Much lulz ensued shortly after.

What the hell is going on?
People are dying! Finish your piñata!! HURRY!
Piñata of hearts?? Is that an actual thing??
Xander is in this movie! put the fucking Buffy font on it!
Are water guns necessary?
Underwear scavenger hunt. What.
Whoa, Xander is smart! He learned a lot from hanging out with Giles
It’s not much of a scavenger hunt when theyre just HANGING AROUND EVERYWHERE.
Gravel angel
How the fuck do you GUESS thats a piñata? it looks nothing LIKE a modern day piñata.
Most people would have gave up after not breaking it open with a stick.
What was in that pot? uhhhh... pot.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. THAT’S THE MONSTER?
In soviet Russia, Piñata smashes you!
Xanders a pretty badass dude these days.
Mr. Piñata? She’s very dead. You can stop now.
Why did the Piñata take the time to cut a guy in half and hang him up??
The Piñata is offended by this PDA.
Why does everyone think this statue thing is a Piñata!? its not a brightly coloured llama shaped paper mache thing!!
Say WHAAAAT?
He’s Xander. He’s seen everything. He’d be all “A piñata? Nah, it’s probably just a demon. Hold on, I’ll call Giles.”
Language, Xander.
Explosion?
Her face is on fire!!
Piñatas deadliest weakness: Wiffle bat.
Spike, is that you?
You’re not secretly hoping Buffy will show up and kick some piñata ass?
Redshirts.
These demon tracks are fresh.
This thing is like a goddamn Pokemon! It keeps evolving!
I know where they are again.
Wheeeee
The TARDIS translates things into Leatherface for him.
Freddy demons.

Overall rating: friggin awesome for bad CG and Xander.
Review rating: 5 Stars, only one Star Trek refrence! We did pretty good!